Dose Of Videos and Shows

Aryan Brotherhood Part 5

2008-05-20T07:30:00.001-07:00

Aryan Brotherhood Part 4

2008-05-20T07:29:00.000-07:00

Aryan Brotherhood Part 3

2008-05-20T07:28:00.001-07:00

Aryan Brotherhood Part 1

2008-05-20T07:27:00.001-07:00

Aryan Brotherhood Part 2

2008-05-20T07:26:00.001-07:00

Mark Gungor- Tale Of Two Brains

2008-05-11T07:13:00.000-07:00

Diffrence between men's and women's brains,Follow this hilarious show to have a good laughter

Ask A Ninja Question 20

2008-05-11T07:06:00.001-07:00

Ask A Ninja Question 19

2008-05-11T07:04:00.001-07:00

Ask A Ninja Question 18

2008-05-11T07:03:00.001-07:00

Ask A Ninja Question 17

2008-05-11T07:02:00.002-07:00

Ask A Ninja Question 16

2008-05-11T07:02:00.001-07:00

Ask A Ninja Question 15

2008-05-11T07:01:00.003-07:00

Ask A Ninja Question 14

2008-05-11T07:01:00.001-07:00

Ask A Ninja Question 13

2008-05-11T07:00:00.003-07:00

Ask A Ninja Question 12

2008-05-11T07:00:00.001-07:00

Ask A Ninja Question 11

2008-05-11T06:59:00.001-07:00

Ask A Ninja Question 10

2008-05-11T06:58:00.001-07:00

Ask A Ninja Question 9

2008-05-11T06:57:00.000-07:00

Ask A Ninja Question 8

2008-05-11T06:56:00.002-07:00

Ask A Ninja Question 7

2008-05-11T06:56:00.001-07:00

Ask A Ninja Question 6

2008-05-11T06:55:00.002-07:00

Ask A Ninja Question 5

2008-05-11T06:55:00.001-07:00

Ask A Ninja Question 4

2008-05-11T06:54:00.001-07:00

Ask A Ninja Question 3

2008-05-11T06:53:00.002-07:00

Ask A Ninja Question 2

2008-05-11T06:53:00.001-07:00

Ask A Ninja Question 1

2008-05-11T06:50:00.000-07:00

Little Britain Season 2 Episode 6 (3/3)

2008-05-11T06:45:00.001-07:00

Little Britain Season 2 Episode 6 (2/3)

2008-05-11T06:44:00.001-07:00

Little Britain Season 2 Episode 6 (1/3)

2008-05-11T06:40:00.000-07:00

Little Britain Live Part 10

2008-05-10T03:57:00.000-07:00

Little Britain Live Part 9

2008-05-10T03:54:00.001-07:00

Little Britain Live Part 8

2008-05-10T03:53:00.000-07:00

Little Britain Live Part 7

2008-05-10T03:52:00.000-07:00

Little Britain Live Part 6

2008-05-10T03:51:00.000-07:00

Little Britain Live Part 5

2008-05-10T03:50:00.000-07:00

Little Britain Live Part 4

2008-05-10T03:49:00.000-07:00

Little Britain Live Part 3

2008-05-10T03:48:00.001-07:00

Little Britain Live Part 2

2008-05-10T03:46:00.002-07:00

Little Britain Live Part 1

2008-05-10T03:46:00.001-07:00

Little Britain Season 2 Episode 5 (3/3)

2008-05-10T03:42:00.000-07:00

Little Britain Season 2 Episode 5 (2/3)

2008-05-10T03:41:00.000-07:00

Little Britain Season 2 Episode 5 (1/3)

2008-05-10T03:40:00.000-07:00

Little Britain Season 2 Episode 4 (3/3)

2008-05-10T01:52:00.000-07:00

Little Britain Season 2 Episode 4 (2/3)

2008-05-10T01:49:00.000-07:00

Little Britain Season 2 Episode 4 (1/3)

2008-05-10T01:44:00.000-07:00

Little Britain Season 2 Episode 3 (3/3)

2008-05-10T01:36:00.000-07:00

Little Britain Season 2 Episode 3 (2/3)

2008-05-10T01:35:00.000-07:00

Little Britain Season 2 Episode 3 (1/3)

2008-05-10T01:27:00.000-07:00

Little Britain Season 2 Episode 2 (3/3)

2008-05-09T10:36:00.001-07:00

Little Britain Season 2 Episode 2 (2/3)

2008-05-09T10:35:00.001-07:00

Little Britain Season 2 Episode 2 (1/3)

2008-05-09T10:33:00.001-07:00

Little Britain, Season2, Episode 1 (3/3)

2008-05-09T04:24:00.003-07:00

Little Britain, Season2, Episode 1 (2/3)

2008-05-09T04:24:00.001-07:00

Little Britain, Season 2 Episode 1 (1/3)

2008-05-09T04:23:00.001-07:00

Little Britain Season 1 Episode 8 (3/3)

2008-05-09T04:21:00.001-07:00

Little Britain Season 1 Episode 8 (2/3)

2008-05-09T04:20:00.005-07:00

Little Britain Season 1 Episode 8 (1/3)

2008-05-09T04:20:00.003-07:00

Little Britain Season 1 Episode 7 (3/3)

2008-05-09T04:20:00.001-07:00

Little Britain Season 1 Episode 7 (2/3)

2008-05-09T04:19:00.005-07:00

Little Britain Season 1 Episode 7 (1/3)

2008-05-09T04:19:00.003-07:00

Little Britain Season 1 Episode 6 (3/3)

2008-05-09T04:19:00.001-07:00

Little Britain Season 1 Episode 6 (2/3)

2008-05-09T04:18:00.003-07:00

Little Britain Season 1 Episode 6 (1/3)

2008-05-09T04:18:00.001-07:00

Little Britain Season 1 Episode 5 (3/3)

2008-05-09T04:17:00.003-07:00

Little Britain Season 1 Episode 5 (2/3)

2008-05-09T04:17:00.001-07:00

Little Britain Season 1 Episode 5 (1/3)

2008-05-09T04:16:00.003-07:00

Little Britain Season 1 Episode 4 (3/3)

2008-05-09T04:16:00.001-07:00

Little Britain Season 1 Episode 4 (2/3)

2008-05-09T04:15:00.003-07:00

Little Britain Season 1 Episode 4 (1/3)

2008-05-09T04:15:00.001-07:00

Little Britain Season 1 Episode 3 (3/3)

2008-05-09T04:14:00.005-07:00

Little Britain Season 1 Episode 3 (2/3)

2008-05-09T04:14:00.003-07:00

Little Britain Season 1 Episode 3 (1/3)

2008-05-09T04:14:00.001-07:00

Little Britain Season 1 Episode 2 (3/3)

2008-05-09T04:13:00.003-07:00

Little Britain Season 1 Episode 2 (2/3)

2008-05-09T04:13:00.001-07:00

Little Britain Season 1 Episode 2 (1/3)

2008-05-09T04:12:00.001-07:00

Little Britain Season 1 Episode 1 (3/3)

2008-05-09T04:11:00.003-07:00

Little Britain Season 1 Episode 1 (2/3)

2008-05-09T04:11:00.001-07:00

Little Britain Season 1 Episode 1 (1/3)

2008-05-09T04:03:00.001-07:00

Jeff Dunham and Bubba J

2008-05-09T03:59:00.001-07:00

Jeff Dunham - POLSKIE NAPISY

2008-05-09T03:58:00.003-07:00

Jeff Dunham - Sweet Daddy

2008-05-09T03:58:00.001-07:00

Jeff Dunham and Walter on Letterman

2008-05-09T03:56:00.001-07:00

Jeff Dunham and Peanut

2008-05-09T03:54:00.001-07:00

Jeff Dunham-Peanut and Jose Jalapeno

2008-05-09T03:50:00.001-07:00

Jeff Dunham - Achmed the Dead Terrorist

2008-05-09T03:49:00.001-07:00

Comedy Court - Phone Call 18+

2008-05-08T22:35:00.001-07:00

TC and TK relaxing at the spa. TC receives a much anticipated phone call from a young college girl... Observe his tackling skills...(Malaysian Comedy)

Comedy Court-Lingam Devil Curry

2008-05-08T22:33:00.001-07:00

A song about the Royal Commission's enquiry into the alleged V. K. Lingam video scandal(Malaysian Comedy)

Comedy Court-Check Three Times

2008-05-08T22:30:00.001-07:00

Song about the recent DVD sex scandal involving a Malaysian Minister.(Malaysian Comedy)

Comedy Court-Rough Little Indian Boys

2008-05-08T22:29:00.001-07:00

An Indian Song based on the plight of a brave segment of the Indian community in Malaysia.(Malaysian Comedy)

Comedy Court-Who wants to be a Billionaire

2008-05-08T22:28:00.001-07:00

A parody on the popular gameshow except that all contestants must be bankrupt, crony or proxy millionaires.(Malaysian Comedy)

Comedy Court- Family Tree

2008-05-08T22:26:00.001-07:00

A song highlighting the recent nomination of many senior party leaders' children as candidates for the upcoming general elections in Malaysia.(Malaysian Comedy)

Comedy Court-Goodbye Sam

2008-05-08T22:25:00.001-07:00

A farewell song to the Minister of Works, Party President and former incumbent of Sungai Siput.(Malaysian Comedy)

Comedy Court-Why MCA

2008-05-08T22:24:00.001-07:00

" Why MCA " ( A song dealing with the questions and much needed answers faced today by the political party MCA )(Malaysian Comedy)

Comedy Court- FIRED

2008-05-08T22:21:00.001-07:00

Old Hit from the Archives " FIRED " ( A song describing the events pertaining to the sacking of the ex Deputy Prime Minister... Anwar Ibrahim )(Malaysian Comedy)

Comedy Court-Good for the Barang

2008-05-08T22:15:00.001-07:00

A hilarious skit from the Executive Spa Watch the crazy Chinaman discussing ways of GETTING UP ... the food chain!(Malaysian Comedy)

Comedy Court- ASAP

2008-05-08T22:08:00.001-07:00

A clip from the Oblong Bar series " A.S.A.P " ( Watch the lawyers Loga & Singam tackle a new form of communication .... SMS English ! )(Malaysian Comedy)

Comedy Court -Denial Syndrome

2008-05-08T22:03:00.001-07:00

" A DENIAL SYNDROME " ( coverage of a press conference held by Allan & Indi to dispell rumours of a rift between them .... done in that season's mood ) (Malaysian Comedy)

Comedy Court - All Indian Food

2008-05-08T21:26:00.001-07:00

A kitchen scene from the play MenApause. Watch as Thawi lectures Shirley girl a comprehensive view of world cuisine against one ONLY food comparison. ( Malaysian Comedy)

Comedy Court - Crony List

2008-05-08T21:22:00.001-07:00

Comedy Skit performed during Dr.M and Anwar controversy. Scene: UMNO General Assembly. Characters: 2 UMNO members discussing the newly released crony list by the party president - Dr. M ( Malaysian Comedy )

Dose Of Adult Jokes

2008-05-08T06:38:00.000-07:00

Logic of the Irish

An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.

When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches him and tells him, "You know, a pint starts going flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time."

The Irishman replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in America, the other in Australia, and I'm here in Dublin. When we all left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So I drinks one for each o' me brothers and one for me self."

The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.

The Irishman becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He orders three pints and drinks them in turn.

One day, he comes in and orders two pints.

All the other regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss."

The Irishman looks confused for a moment, then a light dawns in his eye and he laughs.

"Oh, no. Everyone's fine," He explains, "I joined the Mormon Church and I had to quit drinking."

Two Scotsmen

Two Scotsmen had been pals since childhood and had shared everything over the years. One day, Angus won a rare bottle of Scotch in a door prize.

Immediately, Jock says "Open it up and we'll have a dram."

"Naw, ah'm goin' tae save it for a special occasion."

Birthdays came and went, his anniversaries came and went, but Jock could never get Angus to open the bottle.

Finally Angus had a heart attack, and was laying on his deathbed. He motioned for his old friend to come closer. "Jock, remember that rare bottle of Scotch I won?"

"Aye, ah certainly do, Angus!"

"Weell, ah like ye tae do me a favor Jock, my dear friend."

"Aye, anything ye ask Angus."

"When ah'm dead, wid ye take that bottle an' open it up--"

"Aye, Angus, then what?"

"Wid ye pour it over ma grave?"

"Pour it over yer grave? My god Angus. It's 40 year old Scotch! But I'll do it for ye."

"Oh, ye're a real pal Jock, and ah'll appreciate that."

Jock says, "There's just one thing Angus, wid ye mind if ah filter it through my kidneys first?"

The Drunk

A drunk walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Drinks for all on me. That is including you, bartender."

The bartender follows the man's order and says, "That will be $42.50 please."

The drunk says he has no money, and the bartender slaps him around and throws him out.

The next night, the same drunk comes in and orders a drink for everyone in the bar including the bartender. Again, the bartender follows the drunk's instructions and the drunk says he has no money. So the bartender slaps him around and throws him out.

On the third night he comes in, the drunk orders drinks for everyone except the bartender.

The bartender says, "What, no drink for me?"

"Oh, no. You get violent when you drink."

The Bar Joke

Two men are sitting at a bar, slowly sipping their drinks.

After a while, the first man approaches the other man, and sits next to him. "This place is great, isn't it?" he asks.

The second man, somewhat surprised at the stranger's remark, replies, "Why do you say that?"

The first man, in a low tone of voice, responds, "Follow me." The two of them walk over to a large window at the end of the room. The window faces out onto the street, 12 floors below.

"Here's why." The first man throws open the window, and boldly steps out into thin air. But he remains aloft!

"The air currents are great here!" he exclaims. "It's very relaxing."

He floats back into the room. As his feet return to the bar-room floor, he invites the second man to try it.

The second man, skeptical, peers out through the window - down to the pavement twelve stories below. He looks to either side, and finally up above, to see if there was anything holding the first man up.

Convinced that it was no trickery, the second man swallows, closes his eyes, and steps out into thin air. He promptly falls twelve stories to the pavement below.

The first man grins and returns to the bar. Looking rather irritated, the barkeep comes over to the place where the man sits.

"You know," he says, disgusted. "You're a real jerk when you're drunk, Superman."

Big John

A bar owner in the Old West has just hired a timid new bartender. The owner of the establishment is giving his new hire some instructions on running the place. He tells the timid man, "If you ever hear that Big John is coming to town, drop everything and run for the hills! He's the meanest, biggest, nastiest outlaw who ever lived!"

A few weeks pass uneventfully. One afternoon, a local cowhand comes running through town yelling, "Big John is coming to town! Run for your lives!"

When the bartender exits the saloon to start running, he's knocked to the ground by several townspeople scurrying out of town. As he's picking himself up, he sees a large man approaching the saloon, probably about 7 feet tall, muscular, grunting and growling as he walks.

He stomps up to the door, orders the poor barkeep inside, and demands, "I want a beer now!"

He pounds his heavy fist on the bar, nearly splitting it in half. The bartender nervously hands the big man a beer, hands shaking. He takes the beer, rips the top of the bottle off with his teeth, and downs the beer in one gulp.

As the poor timid bartender cowers behind the bar, the big man gets up to leave. "Do you want another beer?" the bartender calls out.

"Dang it, I don't have time!" the big man yells. "I gotta get out of town. Didn't ya hear Big John is a-comin?"

The Bad Day

There's a guy sitting at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour.

Soon, a big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.

The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand seeing a man crying."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I'm late to my office. My boss, in an outrage, fires me. When I leave the building to my car, I found out it was stolen.

"The police say they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away. I go home and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home and come to this bar.

"And when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

The Barber

A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned the trip to the barber who responded, "Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded, dirty and full of Italians. You're crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?"

"We're taking TWA," was the reply. "We got a great rate!"

"TWA?" exclaimed the barber. "That's a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are rude, and they're always late. So, where are you staying in Rome?"

"We'll be at the downtown International Marriott."

"That dump! That's the worst hotel in the city. The rooms are small, the service is surly and they're overpriced. So, whatcha doing when you get there?"

"We're going to go to see the Vatican and we hope to see the Pope."

"That's rich," laughed the barber. "You and a million other people trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant. Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You're going to need it."

A month later, the man again came in for his regular haircut. The barber asked him about his trip to Rome.

"It was wonderful," explained the man, "not only were we on time in one of TWA's brand new planes, but it was overbooked and they bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were wonderful, and I had a beautiful 28 year old stewardess who waited on me hand and foot. And the hotel - it was great! They'd just finished a $25 million remodeling job and now it's the finest hotel in the city. They, too, were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us the presidential suite at no extra charge!"

"Well," muttered the barber, "I know you didn't get to see the Pope."

"Actually, we were quite lucky, for as we toured the Vatican, a Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder and explained that the Pope likes to personally meet some of the visitors, and if I'd be so kind as to step into his private room and wait, the pope would personally greet me. Sure enough, five minutes later the Pope walked through the door and shook my hand! I knelt down and he spoke to me."

"Really?" asked the Barber. "What'd he say?"

Dearly Departed

A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave.

The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, "Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?"

The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?"

The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied, "My wife's first husband."

The Parking Ticket

I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about five minutes, and when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?'

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a stupid idiot. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!

Then I really got angry at him. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner.

The Doctor and the Lawyer

A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. However, their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.

After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?"

"I give it to them," replied the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill."

The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try. The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills.

When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer.

25 Things Cat Lovers Know

Here is a list of 25 things that cat-lovers know, but won't admit.

- An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.

- Anything on the ground is a cat toy. Anything not there yet, will be.

- Dogs do what you tell them to do. Cats take a message and get back to you.

- Buy a dog a toy and it will play with it for ever. Buy a cat a present and it will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes.

- A cat's motto is no matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.

- A cat bites the hand that won't feed it fast enough.

- Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.

- Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

- Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit.

- Cats don't hunt seals. They would if they knew what they were and where to find them. But they don't, so that's all right.

- Cats instinctively know the exact moment their owners will wake up. Then they wake them 10 minutes sooner.

- Cats know what we feel. They don't care, but they know.

- Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.

- Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.

- Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.

- I had to get rid of my wife. The cat was allergic.

- I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.

- In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats.

- On the Internet, nobody knows you're a cat.

- One cat just leads to another.

- People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.

- Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. It's all true, and they have many other fine qualities as well.

- There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats.

- When I wash the cat, it takes me hours to get the hair off my tongue.

- You can always tell a cat, but you can't tell him much.

What Women Want in a Man

What women want in a man at age 22:

1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover

What women want in a man at age 32:

1. Nice looking (preferably with hair)
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week

What women want in a man at age 42:

1. Not too ugly (bald head is fine)
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends

What women want in a man at age 52:

1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends

What women want in a man at age 62:

1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it's the weekend

What women want in a man at age 72:

1. Breathing
2. Doesn't miss the toilet

Be White

Two Pakie's see an advertisement in a window, reading "be white for $10" . They both want to become white as they believe they will no longer be subject to racial abuse.

As only one of them has any money, he agrees to try it and if it's good, he'll lend the other Pakie $10. He goes into the shop, while the other waits outside. After an hour or so, the Pakie who went to have is skin changed to white comes out looking really good and white.

The other Pakie then says "wow that really worked, can you lend me $10 so I can be white as well".

His friend turns round and says "fuck off you Pakie" and walks off.

A Sardar In Need Of A Winning Lotto Ticket

A Sardarji finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he's in serious financial trouble. He's so desperate that he decides to ask Bhagwan for help. He goes into the temple and begins to pray.

"Oh Bhagwan, please help me, I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well, please let me win the lotto". Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it.

The Sardarji goes back to the synagogue. "Bhagwan, please let me win the lotto, I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well". Lotto night comes and the Sardarji still has no luck!!

Back to the temple... "My Bhagwan, why have you forsaken me?? I've lost my business, my house, my car and my wife and children are starving. I don't often ask you for help and I have always been a good servant to you. Why won't you just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order???".

Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the sky parts open and the Sardarhi is confronted by the voice of the God: "SARDARJI, MEET ME HALF WAY ON THIS ONE, BUY A DAMN TICKET".

Breast Stroke

A Sardarni competed with a French woman and an English woman in the Breast Stroke division of an English Channel swim competition.

The French woman came in first, the English woman second.

The Sardarni finally reached shore completely exhausted. After being revived with blankets and coffee, she remarked, "I don't want to complain, but I think those other two girls used their arms."

Indian Prime Minister

Two diplomats are riding in a limousine in Moscow, an Indian and a Russian, discussing state business.

The Russian says to the Indian, "Rohit, I like you, but my superiors say the deal can't go through. They don't want to be associated with your country. They tell me it's filthy and the citizens just shit on the streets."

"That is not true!" exclaims the Indian, "We are very fastidious...in fact, you're not one to talk, isn't that someone shitting on your fine sidewalk?" he points out the window where there is indeed a squatted figure defecating on the sidewalk.

The Russian diplomat is enraged. "Stop the car!" he yells at the driver, Pavel. "Pavel, go execute that shitting man." Pavel nods at his boss, stops the the car and takes out a gun.

After a minute, he shakes his head and returns to his boss. "Sir, I cannot execute him."

"Why the hell not?" yells the Russian.

"Sir, he's the Indian Prime Minister